went out to pick up a slice of pizza for lunch. the thing i'm most scared of at k&a...

birds.

i've overcome fear of traffic, strangers, street violence, bad weather, panhandlers, large packs of teenagers.

it's gonna take some time to heal from getting pooped on.

of course, mentally, i know that it's silly.

but VISCERALLY, there's a cringe that occurs when stepping outside and i can't help but twitch my head back and forth scanning the skies and overpass for the avian enemy.