was on the subway home and the woman across from me has two eyes tattooed on her boobs. i kept trying to look away, but it was freakin me out. like, her boobies were staring at me.

i just told kev coz i had to get it out of my system. he suspects maybe she did it coz she was fed up with men staring at her chest and never making eye contact with her. so, this way, she was having some kind of transcendent eye contact with her objectifiers.

i like that theory even though it is unsettling.

anyway, philadelphia is weird.