allez kensington

haven't walked up and down the neighbourhood in a while. monday i didn't have a lunch so i went out to get a slice of pizza.
before i could order the person in front of me asks, "excuse me miss, do you have an extra $2 so that i could get another slice of pizza?"
in my head: "what just happened? who are you? i don't even know what to say."
me: "sorry, could you repeat that please?"
dude: "i just bought one slice of pizza [sitting on the counter], but i want to eat two, except that i don't have enough money."
me: [still confused] "so you don't have another two dollars? and you want me to give you money to buy another slice of pizza?"
dude: "yes, miss."
in my head: "i really don't have time to think about this right now. my cash is already in my hand and i visibly do have an extra two dollars. he's like 6 feet tall, and looks maybe age 24-29?
get a job, ninja!!!"
me: "ok, i'll buy you a piece of pizza."
dude: "thank you so much, miss."
me: "maybe you should watch your cholesterol." [as i'm walking away with my pepperoni pizza dripping in grease...]
dude: "huh?"
me: "yeah."